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On today’s episode, it’s a bloody cheerful Christmas podcast where a mystery guest stumps the boys like Lorraina Bobbit. The great menstrate debate is argued to its bloody end and the results are cold and expensive. Plug in and enjoy.  

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On today’s episode, we unveil the POWER of POSITIVITY while bring season cheer from all over the world and the front page science headlines. You wanted a happy holiday… this is a great way to get it started.  

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On today’s episode, we dive deep down into the world of fetishes and fetishism while having a little fun with it. If you’re interested at this point… this show is for you.  

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On today’s episode, you’ll crap when you hear where the show lands while taking a shower. Just remember… the doctors don’t believe you about how those loose nuts and bolts got lodged in your rectum.

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 On today’s episode, it’s all about legs and bad news. While Tommy pleads with Pat to stop presenting such negative news… Pat insists that they have a duty to the people. Also, a bear eats a guy’s face off so… there’s that.   

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On today’s episode, we revisit the Thanksgiving festivities and talk about the fantasy match up between Pat and Tommy. With Brenda and Fred in the chat…. It’s a short episode worth giving a listen.    

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On today's episode Tommy sits down with Nick from 2nd Armament Apparel Company, and our friend Jake from statefarm. Tommy give the into and the fun starts right off the rip. They talk about their favorite Thanksgiving foods, Christmas, and a special #giveaway. You wont want to miss this one!  

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On today’s episode, the ever-growing chat continues to be a point of insanity. A woman gets leveled in a bar. Election results are in. And a record breaking drug bust smells funny.  

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On today’s episode, for the second time in a row, the chat is absolutely out of control, and Tommy and Pat are joined by a cavalcade of podcast celebrity guests. As they discuss the previous evening’s affairs, insanity breaks, loose.  

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On today’s episode, the chat takes on a life of its own and flies well off the handle. This star studded affair has too many celebrities to list. It’s one of Tommy and Pat’s all time favorite episodes and sets the record for the most chat messages in this podcast’s history.  

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On today’s episode, we dive directly off the rails as Pat and Tommy have a hot take on a cold hearted man. With fair season officially over, it’s back to the lab and they’re back on their bull dooky.  

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On today's episode Pat and Tommy sit down for the 100th time with their new buddy Jake from State Farm. No Jake does not work for State Farm but he does sell insurance! Sit back relax and get triggered!  

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On today’s episode, Pat and Tommy sit across from two born again Christians who aren’t a couple but, are certainly a comedic team. These two have trenched their way through some dark decades and have more than enough on their minds to share with the rest of the class. Join us as we get some fresh takes and some hot takes.  

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On today’s episode, we kick off our weekend at the Durham fair and shoot the shit like the good ol’ boys intended.  

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On Todays Episode Tommy and Pat sit down with an oldie but a goodie Chris Mccaffrey and his gaggle of friends. At times the conversations gets weird, but its a good hilarious time with these kids. Sit down and half a laugh while we take on a roller coaster of a ride, and bring back the ULTIMATE "would you rather".  

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On Today's episode Tommy and Pat sit down with Fred (Nick's stepmoms boyfriend). The interview starts slow until it takes a dramatic turn into Fred's previous marriage. Sit back relax, and get to know Fred. What a wonderful guy and was a real joy to get to know him a little deeper, other than just the boyfriend! 

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On today’s episode, Tommy gets a birthday surprise and plays 20 questions on his special day. As we remain grateful that people like Todd Beamer have graced us with their presence…. We’re happy to gift Tommy as well.  

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On today’s episode, Dave the friendliest former fat guy at the fair is chewing the fat with your robust podcasters in the deepest dive to weight loss surgery we’ve ever had. This guy is inspirational, optimistic, and a realist, and honest as a boy scout. Dave is a great guy and an even better interview. Enjoy.  

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On today’s episode, Nick joins everybody’s favorite fat bottom boys to talk about… well, nothing. I mean, everything. Ya know what? Nick fits right in and all three of these guys need a nap.  Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod 

 Today Tommy and Pat are LIVE from the the world famous Goshen Fair! Tommy and Pat continue there 40 questions of one an other, and it is truly amazing how well they know one an other. The boys also give an update of the fair, and you guessed it some unfortunate "tech issues".  

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 On today’s episode, Tommy and Patrick basically play the newlywed game mixed with 20 questions. You’ll be surprised how much these two think like a couple.  

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 On today’s episode, we talk about one of Tommy’s favorite headline news stories from 2020. Pat’s meme game noses it’s way into the offensive side. And Tommy drops mad cash on new shoes for his one true love.  

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 On today’s episode, the oversized pair of pear shaped podcasters take down a bunch of awful news, a delightful children’s book, and a few too few memes. Load your favorite self defense mechanism, this show is gonna hit hard.  

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On today’s episode, Smash is back on the cast and this episode looks like a Dali painting but like…. One during an earthquake. Tommy gets called names. Patrick gets accused of being morbid. You don’t wanna miss this… Oswald and Boothe sure didn’t.  

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On today’s episode, Tommy gets replaced by Number 3 for the day and boy is it a barn burner! Familial lovin on the big 6-9 is a highly underrated topic but these guys are like brothers so they tie it all together. Grab your favorite nascar shirt, a PBR, and your sexiest kissin cousin…. It’s about to get weird.  

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On today’s episode, the twins of Twix bars go long form on the political, medicinal, recreational, and habitual ongoings of America’s favorite daughter…. Mary Jane. Throw on your tie dye tee, grab a thirst quenching Zoa energy drink and roll into this podcast with your tray table in the full, upright position cuz we’re getting high on education.  

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On today’s episode, Jonny joins the show making his engagement announcement. After he poops his pants in little league, his mom calls in to ask questions about how the internet works. Cabbing is the new trend and Tommy and Griff’s new show premieres at the end.  

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 On today’s episode, Tommy put together a timeline while Pat had some things going on outside the show. This somehow led to an entire show that revolves around extra martial family affairs. Just think of all those times Tommy went out of his way to help out his sister as you listen.  

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On today’s episode, Vincent Kennedy McMahon steps away from the WWE and retires while not so much riding off into the sunset. An inmate has quite the transition to make. #3 is back in the chat and we present the greatest accident report in history.  

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On today’s episode, police are in the lime light and an unsuspected hero is crowned. Additionally, memes go HAM on Las Vegas as Bennifer reignites. A name game shows us that Biscuit Pants had a disease named after him  

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 On today’s episode, 2nd Armament is noticeably absent but, don’t worry… we 👏🏻 know 👏🏻 why 👏🏻 and we’re happy to fill all you Number9ers in. Additionally, free merch is given out and more is offered up and Three Finger News is certainly going to shock you.  

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On today’s episode, Peanut Butter takes the foreground at multiple points in the show… some more suspicious than others. A box truck is found full of lifeless bodies and Tommy has so much elbow pain, he can’t throw bean bags.  

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On today’s episode, two friends join the podcast and we all learn a valuable lesson… if you stay ready, you don’t have to get ready. This show will go down as the father of a series of follow up episodes where our two friends learn everything that our two fatties have to offer. If our children are the future…. We’re headed towards a whole new generation of number 9ers!!!  

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On todays episode, Pat and Tommy make a life altering error in judgement and the government tells them that they can NEVER fix their mistake. Additionally, a few dads have some tough kids to raise and we see a last minute return of #THATBEARDEDGAMER AND #UNIQUEUNICORN92. This is one for the record books. Unless we alter the record books later on.  

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On today’s episode, a new “f” word gets dropped, neo-nazis cram together, and we learn that… Matthew McConaughey thinks the nice part about gun laws is that the older he gets, they stay the same age.

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On today’s show, we take a stroll down memory lane, then we shoot into the future, and we land right back here in the present. GREAT SCOTT… this one… is one for the record books.  

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On today’s episode, a father misses his daughter’s burial despite Kim K fighting for him, Elvis is served a cease and desist and leaves the building… or chapel, a solution to school zone violence rears its ugly head and forces us to admit… children’s lives just aren’t worth the money and meme time brings us one step closer to a bottle of rum.  

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 On today’s episode, the new Top Gun is brought up for review, the civil suit Heard round the world, and three finger news are up and rounded out by another state game.  

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On today’s show, a new guest sided with Tom on Tom, Binoculars goes to bed at an early hour, a delivery shows up faster than a first responder, and it’s Memorial Day… which means…. Well, not enough.  

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On today’s show, we get some interesting sports facts, some terribly sad news, and an amazing guest…. SPOILER…. C$thePrince is IN THE HOUUUUUSE!  

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On today’s episode, Miss Elizabeth’s super built, fire fighting brother joins the show and things heat up as they discuss some scary and hilarious memories from the job.  

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On today’s episode, Amber Heard gets roasted by… well Amber Heard. A man dies for the sake of murder. Binoculars and Phobic are live in the chat and Panachronic mails in his thoughts. It takes a whole village, right?  

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On today’s episode, Roe V Wade is potentially going to be overturned, #mepoo continues, a flaming tennis ball raises $500,000, and a woman loses her ability to bear arms.  

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On todays episode, WE’RE BACK!! With the first vacation season of the year coming to its end, the two fattest guys in podcasting return to their respective thrones to discuss the current goings on.  

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On today’s episode, Bhad Bhabie earns $52 million, the K-Word’s vulgarity is compared to other offensive terminology, Surfin’ Turd premieres, and Lady Slith is born from a rock.  

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On today’s episode, Wrestlemania, gang violence, car crashes, drunk driving, Covid 19 and a slew of other topics are carelessly breezed over while we remain scatter-brained and inappropriate. Go nuts!  

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On today’s episode, Tommy and Pat nearly have a falling out over a video with a falling out. Tommy states several opinions about everything from Dan Marino to 1883. This episode is Legendary.  

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On todays episode, Tom Brady makes his unretirement known… disretirement? 2nd rookie season? Whatever, he’s back. Scott Hall takes the ultimate pin-fall and breaks our hearts. Tommy has short term memory loss (possibly a result of his “emotional dump” on E:145). And the boys fulfill none of their previous timeline promises but, hey… what do you expect?  

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On today’s show, Tommy blows his lid and spoils (per usual) a movie during his review. Meme time goes heavier than Pat and Tommy at an all you can eat buffet and the crazy hot scale is up for rebranding.  

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 On today’s episode, don’t be scared to play a game or two when discussing the time line that’s in the timeline on the Inception style episode.

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On today’s show, Tommy continues his insane betting habits, a new show is announced and Cain Velasquez fires back at a child’s abuser. Additionally, Elon Musk provides a very small favor to the Ukrainian public.  

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On today’s show, Karen gets her son some free swim lessons, Putin blasts a warning shot to the ever neutral Swedes, and the entirety of the drug problem in America is resolved by 4 innocent and beautiful companies. Brace yourselves… Tommy may have made his last bet!!!  

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On today’s episode, Miss Elizabeth’s father uses fun words, Tommy makes bets and wins with a comma. There’s a frozen penis, an accountability league for an unjust media, and cupcakes that leave us all with a bad taste in our mouth. We’re reminded today that buying a burial plot is the last thing you need… enjoy.  

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On today’s episode Yellowstone and Brooklyn 99 get reviewed while the debate is presented… what’s the best potato chip? After some classic memes, 3 finger news bring you shocking stories as always.  

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On today’s episode, the Super Bowl is reviewed. The halftime show is reviewed. Text messages cause an uproar. Tommy makes best on a new sport. Memes are as plentiful as a Thanksgiving table and laughs are had from start to finish.   

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On today’s episode, Togna Balogna Podbombs the show to discus the burning question, Who Dey? Memes run rampant and Patrick teaches Tommy all the lessons that he learned while Tom was away in Las Vegas with RPGriff.  

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On today’s episode, Tony drops by to talk NFL playoffs, an 11 year old’s biological mother and father forget the importance of parenting, Meatloaf is burned to a crisp and… the guys discuss turning in their loved ones to the authorities.  

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On today’s episode, there’s a mystery caller, an NFL update, a possible cheater, and we’re doing shots at Cracker Barrel.  

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On today’s episode, St. Valentine strikes down a BC student but, finds leverage for Jonny Depp. Tom’s trip to VA leaves the first day of the 2022 NFL playoff picture… ripped in half. 

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 On today’s episode, Kim and Pete steal the intro, Tommy plays Nostradamus NFL style, and a father gets called for roughing the… referee?  Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod 

On today’s episode, Danny Tanner is sadly missed, Amham Arbery’s killers are brought to justice, the Football Pickem League comes to an end, and a local woman finds a way to put a lid on income and it smells like pure success.  

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On today’s show, Aa-Ron is under fire like he lives with a South Korean cat and toddlers are shooting family members in cars everywhere except the 22hr traffic jam in VA. The Nirvana lawsuit judge says Nevermind and Antonio Brown struggles with his happy meal at Brady’s dinner table.  

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On today’s show, Patrick wages war on 2021 as Tommy mourns Joe’s departure from Jokers. Faces get spin on, punched, and burned with acid. Mask up and place your tray tables in the full upright position… get ready for turbulence.  

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On today’s episode, it’s all celebration of the personal type but, it’s all bad in Three Finger News, not shockingly. Tom’s wins some money and Christmas becomes a distant memory. Enjoy and love your neighbor!  

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On today’s episode, Christmas ruins relationships as an empty feeling and box need to be filled. You’ll get tons of topics to bring up at your holiday gatherings and Christmas memes are not quite for the children this year. Whether you’re eating a brownie or searching the web for an angel face covered in white…. This show is for you.  

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On today’s episode, Griff drops in and drops bombs like a pilot over Hiroshima. The boys and Erica discuss possible Karen’s of the workplace, Pat preaches about loving your neighbors while destroying his and a father sells his underage daughter to her baby daddy while even Jerry Springer gags.  

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On todays show, meme time is hyper-sexualized, and mental health may be getting an extra 8 hours of attention worldwide. If you’re looking for a little time off with the podcasting polar opposites.  

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On today’s episode, Jussie Smolett’s attacker is finally convicted, local school violence meets diligent staff and policing, and your money is no good here…. Unless it’s for charity.  

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On today’s episode, neighbors raid each other’s fridges and it’s not what you think, camels get makeovers and Snoop Dogg’s new friends pay a great deal to say hi. Pat and Tom have the steamiest debate since Hamilton and Burr and it’s as cringeworthy as a brain can handle.   

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On todays episode, three finger news: news that’s sure to shock ya, covers more headlines than baseball caps at a dad bod bbq and football fans get some hot takes  

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On part one of today’s episode, Tommy and Patrick give an explanation as to where the heck they’ve been and what their Holidays looked like. They also introduced a new way to help those in need and got pod bombed by Tommy’s dad!!!!   

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On today’s episode, movie reviews make a comeback but, the Raiders didn’t. A baby is murdered and a bride should be.  Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod 

On today’s episode, an atypical family pet gets put down for the bad decision making of humans, a human child gets treated like a dog, and Chinese food is no longer accused of being made of dogs. Lastly, a lead singer of a cover band gets whacker with a newspaper for peeing in the wrong place onstage.  

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On today’s episode, babies are getting traded like 1980s baseball cards, Snapper fish and fecal matter get dumped harder than you did in high school, and Aaron is ducking shots like a semen phobic adult film star.  

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On today’s episode, Tommy buys a new truck, Dobos plays a role as guest star, and Number 3 and the Uniqueunicorn have number 2 (not poopy). Plus, murder, strippers, monkeys, and enough hand sanitizer to turn even a common criminal into the human torch!!!  

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On today’s show, lawsuits, finger pointing, death, and wealth fill the show with mixed emotion as Tommy hits a big bet and Patrick learns that it’s not just bony people who lie through their teeth.  

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On today’s show, we’re cancelled, you’re cancelled, everyone is cancelled. Everyone is suing everyone. Button up your law suit, camouflage, and ears plugs… we’re going to war with Idiocracy.  

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 On today’s episode, the prop gun is fired right at the starting line and an AR is fired from a front yard. This show will have your full attention and you certainly ly won’t be in and out of the conversation.  

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On today’s episode, there’s a plethora of horrific human beings who deserve dirt naps, one who appears to have gotten one, and Tom Cruise gets judged by some bad apples on Rotten Tomatoes.  

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On today’s show, Chapelle’s new stand up is reviewed, a Brad is burning to talk about Halloween Kills, and the first draft of media reform is offered to the public. Along with more twists and turns than a porno about a Springer Family reunion… this is a fun one.  

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On today’s episode, the boys take a high dive into the shallow end of American culture when a car insurance gets infected with a lawsuit, mail time is resurrected, and the boys take a stranglehold on the innocence until proven guilty theory. Pack a diaper and look out for anchors… this steamer is head to a haunted house too.

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On today’s show, a skull gets cracked while a pastor is out on a morning jog. A crane and a Crowe make an unlikely pair… that’s not a typo. And The survivor pool is cut in half like a Siamese twin separated from their closest friend. Have fun and love your neighbor.  

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On today’s episode, Tommy pulls the meanest prank in the history, the Bucs are playing the Pats, and Patrick is back from vacation to show the world Britney’s new Instagram photos while a suicide note solves decades of murderous police activity.  

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On today’s episode, Patrick’s brother joins to discuss football, Chinese organ harvesting (google it), and a what’s what of other fun topics. Along with a joke about 69…. This episode is a classic.  

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Tommy is back, but with out Pat. Come watch who the special guest is!!! Are we going to roast Pat? 

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On today’s episode, they found Gabby, NFL reviews take place, there’s a new remake of a classic vampire film, and kids in middle school have moms that don’t know what a corn hole is. Have fun!  

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 On today’s show, the survivor pool loses one of it’s founding fathers. Tommy flys to and from Florida in a day, Pat brings Tommy’s son to watch horror movies while Tommy’s away, and we have cops driving drunk, dems evicting unvaccinated tenants, and all the Tom Foolery you can bear.  

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On today’s episode, a very special woman is remembered and another woman carries her granddaughter for the first time and it’s nothing like you’d imagine. Plus, FOOTBALLLLLLLL!!!!! Enjoy the show!  

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On today’s episode, the pair pay tribute to the heroes and victims of the brutal 9/11 attacks simply by discussing their memories of the day and what changed in the post 9/11 UNITED States of America. The country was United and wanted blood. The country stood behind its heroes. It was a different place and a different time.  

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On today’s show, the number9 duo is joined by country music’s next big thing, Dante John, on the eve of his debut video for his debut single “Fallin in Love”. Football picks are made as well because this Thursday… THE NFL IS BAAAAAACK!!! This episode is sure to be a big hit!     

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On today’s episode, The show is an absolute abortion… well, that’s the topic of conversation anyways. Our show, our choice what to talk about. Memes, videos, and teachers being charged with sex crimes… this episode is covering a gauntlet of topics.  

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On today’s episode, “Gender is a social construct and the gender binary is limiting and even damaging” is debated. Yes, that an actual quote. Plus, China reminds us why we don’t have it quite so bad… life’s not just a game.  

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 On today’s episode, a shark gets a smile, Tommy has a truly hot take, Tom McDonald’s “Brainwashed” lyrics are reviewed, and Billy the Kid’s gun is auctioned off as Nirvana’s album cover is taken to court. There’s a great deal to unpack in this one… enjoy and shoot them an email with your thoughts.   

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On today’s episode, the fattest of asses reach out to the masses to discuss sharing thongs, rap songs, and where your excuses belong.  

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On today’s episode, you’ll get Part 1 of a two part series where the boys bring in Patrick’s brother Stephen and go long form on the current situation in Afghanistan. Pair that with some movie spoilers, a call back “Would You Rather”, and some good ol’ fashioned trash talking and you’ve got yourself a CLASSIC FIRST EVER two part number 9 with Tommy podcast!!   

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On today’s episode, Doobie pulls up a chair and celebrates Britney’s new found freedom. Oh baby baby discussion turns toward an unwanted pregnancy and some unwanted testimony  

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On today’s episode, Cuomo “steps down” putting a curveball into his fall from grace. Karens leave bad reviews for worse reasons. A 13 year old gets a less than appropriate sentence back in 1991 and Dip Dizzy Whizzle emails in about a touchy subject.  

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On today’s episode, the boys are asleep at wheel. Not from the chronic need for CPAP machines this time. Cuomo releases a greatest hits album, the most exciting news in volleyball history is covered and yes! Yes! YES! FOOTBALL, is back again… this time, with a twist!  

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On today’s episode, the Muppets go to the balls, Tommy drops a story that’s so shocking, it should be on three finger news and the #number9ers are reminded of a murderers past sins.  

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On today’s episode, Simone Bile’s position as a hero/ordinary Jane is up for debate, The Rocket ship sends in an email from Jeff Bezo’s spacecraft, Griff drops multiple solid vocab words in his email leaving the boys perplexed, and Tommy begs to discuss covid with nobody for never. If you think you won’t love this episode, you’ve most certainly… gotten it twisted.  

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On today’s episode, Portly Patty and Titanic Tommy get into debate on the GOAT herself, Simone Biles. There’s an especially crappy Tinder date, an overload of amazing mail, artist Pink making headlines, a sneak peak at the next episode, and so much more!!!  

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On today’s episode, Tom loses his ass at the casino after ruining a bachelor party raffle, Patrick attacks the NFL players as his love of the game continues to plague him with several weeks left until preseason, and the boys defend the thin blue line.  

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On today’s episode, we all board the Pube train and break the episode down into segments. Everybody’s favorite chip company goes on blast, foreskin gives us lots of laughs, memes and mail and exciting news about the future. This show is a kick right in the funny bone.  

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On today’s episode, the White House and FB play the blame game, Tommy plays the Animal Family Name Game, and a Canadian politician wins Twitter. Taxes, Cuban independence, Tommy’s dog cam, and a mass of other topics get jammed into this longer than average episode that you do not  want to miss.  

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On today’s episode, Tommy rejoins after his vacation in Aruba and has some pretty great stories. Emails come in mail time AND in “Three Finger News”. An old man rides his motorcycle for the last time and the plump podcasters visit the old lesson, “You can’t get blood from a stone.” And give it a milky twist. 

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On today’s episode, Mason and Patrick get deep inside one another’s anal opinions of a children’s fight club. Poirier plays baby face while McGregor plays…. The heel at UFC 264. The boys wrestle over an anti American flag post. And Mason plays the Animal Family game which is a cavalcade of inaccurate guesses, failed logic, and whimsical banter.  

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On today’s episode, Mason and Patrick continue on without Tommy despite his best efforts to call into the show. With a bad connection and a fear of repeating that awful Texas episode, Mason and Patrick discuss Chicago’s crazy violent weekend.  

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On today’s episode, Tommy’s away in Aruba so the infatmous Number 3 joins Patrick to discuss a delicious host of topics from Olympic attitudes, Bill Cosby, and drunk driving police officers, all the way to Victoria’s new Secrets. And they finally answer the most important questions ever asked in the history of ever. Sit back and enjoy this ride in whichever vehicle you choose.  

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On today’s show, guest Chris Mcaffery solidifies the family legacy by joining the crew. While he’s smothered in between the two over fed mainstays, the trio has a movie review, the “9 Questions with Tommy” game and dives DEEP, as promised, into Critical Race Theory. This episode is long enough to be a two parter but, it’s going to be your new favorite… or least.  

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On today’s episode, we learn that fat men can’t jump. Ok, we don’t but, the BACK TO SEGMENTS version of the show melts snowflakes and takes us on a joyride through Happyville.  

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On today’s episode, the guys take heat for not breaking the show into segments and constantly drifting away into shallow meaningless conversation. Once they decided to treat the show differently than their love lives, promises were made.  

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On today’s episode, there’s everything from snowflakes melting down to a career coming to an end. 5 rules of govt expose the root cause of some pretty heavy American issues and a mom fails to teach her daughter how to give shoulders. This one is a must listen and one to share with your friends.  

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On today's episode the fun loving duo talk about Tom's cook outs and eating habits. They touch on high school sports play and what genders should be allowed to play! You surely wont want to miss this one.  

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On today’s episode, there’s a callback to Mr. Depp’s multi year battle that we’re happy to have Heard, Shmooshmortcions are debated, vaccines are given, cancer is fought, a bbq goes well with #number9ers aplenty, and we finally find the truth about who killed Kennedy. One of those things was less true than the others.... spoiler alert.... we do not know who killed JFK.  

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On today’s episode, two guys of the plus size discuss professional wrestling. Imagine how often that could be used for so many podcasts. Anyway, they also briefly touch on Taps, Memorial Day, and the VP’s invitation to enjoy a long weekend. This one was recorded out of order and chopped to its final stage.... I’m sure that went smoothly.....  

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On today’s episode, the power goes out after about an hour and a half of unsaved conversation. So what will be delivered to yo  

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On today’s episode, you’ll find two large lardy laddies looking to talk about their weeks and the week outside of their lives. Erica is on the live chat exposing how disgusting Tommy truly is..... and it’s a whale of a tale. Enjoy responsibly.  

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On today’s show, T.h.o.m. has his name turned into an acronym and tases Pat with Dip Dizzy Whizzle’s latest torture device. Biden goes head to head with Kim Jong Un in an electric battle of headlines and hairlines. Three Finger News is gonna love this show!  

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On today’s episode, two guys with the combined initials of toilet paper raise the conversation of dropping the masks. Not doing a simultaneous webcast gives them the opportunity to clean up the show and cut what they don’t like. The problem is, they didn’t exactly seize the carpe. Enjoy!!  

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On today’s episode, structure and format are cast aside like Tommy’s exes children. There’s a fuel shortage, increased focus on getting CA students back to in person learning and Tommy drops accidental hate speech. What more would you expect from to fat ass dudes in a basement that didn’t have an outline because the same guest bailed on them...... AGAIN!  

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On today’s episode, the round table rebels revel in Tom’s parenting success. Patrick dumps Emily for a new girl named Miss Elizabeth. And once again, moody disappoints a man....that’s kind of her thing.   

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On today’s episode, Tommy returns from Disney and says he was intimate with a stormtrooper. Ok, not exactly but, he’s back, and the boys go long form on the difference between protecting property and protecting the lives and well being of your family.  

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On today’s episode, three guys attack trees, politicians, and cancel culture. Additionally, Fat Russell Crowe gets a glowing movie review and Mason gets muted more times than cell phones at funerals. A new “Would You Rather?” sparks interesting strategy and Tom goes H.A.M. on America’s recent trend of changing school names. Kick back, relax, and close your eyes…. these three all have faces for radio.  

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On today’s episode, the boys DON’T discuss headline news or anything else relevant to the ongoing of America as they see it. This is a good ol’ fashioned trip down memory lane and they’re confident, you’re gonna love the nostalgia.   

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On today’s episode, you get a heaping dose of segregation at graduation, masturbation in front of children getting an education, and indoctrination in the spirit of protecting the youth of the nation. The vocabulary game leaves Thom with yet ANOTHER loss as black cats cause a real bumfuzzle.  

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On today’s episode, the oversized balloon animals bounce around from topic to topic starting with the recent shootings and jumping to children being tried as adults. Tommy snaps when he loses the vocabulary game and Phobic Squirrel phones in to do battle with Patrick over the color of the law. Love your neighbor and show them the podcast.  

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On today’s episode, it’s two men and a baby as Tommy and Patrick invite COLIN friggin WASHINGTON onto the show and discuss all kinds of relevant modern societal topics. Colin hits a home run in the vocabulary game and learns quite a bit about the dangers of losing his freedom. Enjoy and if you’d like us to lead your precious little ones in conversations about ISIS and Al Qaeda, feel free to drop us a line.  

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 On today’s episode, special invited guest Doobie McDoobiesnack joins the team and the three have a blast over mailtime. Doobz takes the grueling 9 number 9 interview questions and drops a shocking set of responses. Fudgie Krinkles…. move over, you’ve got a brand new partner.  

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On today’s episode, Tommy’s milfy sister calls in and the guys end up with a surprise guest. A school institutes a new curriculum and Cuomo is under fire for a different reason than you’d expect. Phobias and philias make their way into the vocabulary game and the show ends with a beautiful translation. Good day folks.  

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On today’s episode, Tubby Tommy and Fatty Patty create a new account on a popular website to allow their creative juices to flow. Julian Edelman catches the spotlight for just loving his neighbor and the voice of Speedy Gonzalez defends himself in the wake of a brewing storm. The vocabulary game holds the show together like any good bonding agent and we learn that while Patrick is straight…. Tommy is SUPER straight. Tommy ends the show with a heel turn that gets the live crowd to turn on him faster than you can say Shake and Bake.  

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On today’s episode, the boys deep dive into the salty ocean the media has created while opening new doors to some clowns. A new quote game, the release of “Coming to America 2” and taxes all get collected in their thoughts as well. Enjoy and remember….. it’s a big, awful, scary world out there so be sure to close your eyes, minds, and curtains.  

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On today’s episode, fire spews from the heart of Tommy’s hype man in the intro and the show gets knocked off the rails in its first minutes. Never the pair to even make an attempt at a recovery, the show lands haymaker punches like Ivan Drago as Cancel Culture gets beat up worse than a sorority sisters self esteem during pledge week. Order a pizza from Don Lindsey’s pizza restaurant and enjoy!  

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On today’s episode, things get started late and fall off from there. Both Thommy and Patty prove their brilliance is drastically unavailable for use as they have none. They tick and tock through doo doo magic and the title of BOYscout. After NASCAR science and snowball science, they close out the show with another round of the vocabulary game. Enjoy and tell a friend. Subscribe and tag us. Download and….. well, you get the point.  

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On today’s episode, Pat and Tommy tell Mason to F off more frequently than ever before! Trans rights, Blackballed students, breastfeeding moms, and rowers all enter the conversation and the vocabulary game takes steroids with an added twist. Tommy reviews Idiocracy and SPOILER, he hated it. 

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On today’s episode, the boys get great mail in the form of hate mail. They discuss NASCAR, a Karen who’s not clear on how many donuts are in a dozen, review “The Mandalorian”, and dump on a guy who’s best known as a serial pooper. Add in the 2nd addition of the vocabulary game and you’ve got yourself an educational program.  

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On today’s episode, mailtime is chock-full O responses to the wood you rather question. Math is proven to support white supremacy… Or not. The nation chooses not to embrace the life and death of a political figure.  

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On today’s episode, Chapelle reaps what he’s sown and Gina Carano is added to the ever growing cancelled list. Tom MacDonald is both taken off and added back to popular music sites. NASCAR opens with the Daytona 500 and Trump makes both news headlines and history. A new would you rather is getting mailed out and the new segment is being voted on. With Tommy still avoiding the stapler like a child avoids the dark… this episode is going to be lights out.  

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On today’s podcast, there’s a monumental announcement from Hollywood, a final NFL review (for now), and an active live chat! A mysterious box landed on Pat’s doorstep a few days ago and not only do they open the box LIVE.... they drive the contents directly into Pat’s flesh.... Enjoy!!!  

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On today’s episode, there’s enough mail packed in to fill a letter carrier's bag! There’s a movie review for “One Night in Miami”. We drop a new question of the week and Karen is back to compete with the over woke crowd for worst type of person. Tonight…. the Super Bowl supports our show by airing a live broadcast WORLDWIDE of Patrick vs Tom!  

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On this episode, your boys are making noise at all the major news networks. Additionally, there’s gears grinding, movie reviewing, Super Bowl fact spewing, and a would you rather that you would rather not answer. Add a lackluster email packed full of terrible excuses from robinhood.com and we’ve got one heck of a podcast for you.  

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On today’s episode, The scale tipping to talk longform about investment banking, Tom MacDonald lyrics, and how both affect us all. We also get to see the granddaddy of all Karen’s. Dip Dizzy Whizzle bombs the podcast with multiple messages. Three finger news presents a pharmacist who who’s warm heart and warm vaccines aren’t exactly out of love.  

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On today’s episode, Patrick and his bald buddy play Make a Wish with every one of Dip Dizzy Whizzle’s wildest dreams. It’s a heart warming tale of friendship and bromance as the puffed up podcasting pair have an entire show honoring a kid and loving man with a heaping helping of potty mouthed hairline humor and undeniable homage. Dip…. we love you and we hope you enjoy!  

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On today’s episode, SNES games are reviewed in long form and Bernie sits alongside the team as he sits everywhere else. Gangs of New York gets a review or two and the importance of NFL punter’s kicked around.  

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On today’s episode, your patriotic pair talks Inauguration Day facts, do an NFL review, NFL predictions, and have the GREATEST/SADDEST Karen to date. Add some sports team name chatter and email responses and we’ve got a heck of a show.  

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On today’s episode, the tubby two become a geeky three as Griff joins them for a long form discussion about N64. The creator of “Head Novel” gets a little more than some sleepy time tea. An “If you/would you” dives deep into the annals of income production and number9er nation puts the Insta at a milestone. Enjoy. Amen…. you know the rest.  

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On today’s episode, the laughs instinctively pour from the half squinted eyes of the fat men like like pee from a woman who had a baby, then sneezed. From an ALL NEW sleep scale segment for the overly woke crowd to a heated debates about children being tried as adults…. this episode is a roller coaster of excitement with a LIVE chat stream that outmatched any previous number9er performance. Amen…. you know the rest.  

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 On today’s episode, the boys cover some “Three finger news, which is sure shock you” and then they go long form on the absolute classic Nintendo Entertainment System!!! While reviewing the top 100 gems on the most important console system of their generation.  

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On today’s episode, the dream team triples up with the inclusion of Griff! He joins the “multiples club” and things go from fun football fanfare to fantastic fighting from front line Capital Building invasions. The LIVE chat is just that.... LIVE! And this riot of an episode is not one you’ll want to elect to be AWOL for.  

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On today’s episode, New Years Eve is the Toast of the Town and we’ve got resolutions without reservation. Some drunk driving stories from around the globe and a week 16 NFL review/17 preview round out the show. Happy New Year to the #number9ers and please, if you’re going to celebrate… do so responsibly. 

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On today’s episode, there’s a little talk about the holidays, a sprinkle of celebrity deaths, a dash of Depp, and spoonful of campus terminology and a heaping helping of political correctness. This... is a recipe for 2020. Hope you can stomach it.  

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On today’s episode, our team recruits a third member with an absolute death wish. Mr. McCaffery takes time out of his day to join us in discussing NFL games and Christmas gifts while simultaneously pissing off the last two people on the planet he wants to make mad….. his wife and daughter who were SURPRISE…. watching LIVE on YouTube.  

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On today’s show, the Santa physiqued fatties provide tons of holiday cheer and stories. If you forgot the greatest gifts to receive as a kid... this is a must hear.  

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On today’s episode, the boys go long form on the NFL and the most popular toys of the 1970’s. A couple “Would you Rather” questions get debated and clog the brains and stomachs of the live feed. The NFL reviews and predictions leave more unneeded proof that Mahomes is a “Cheat Code” and the bloat boys record their first episode in a snow storm.  

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On today’s episode, the number9ers address the “Karen of the Year” via a heartfelt letter. Anonymous mails in alongside Griff, Mrs. Washington and Mr. McCaffery. The live feed continues to grow and the two most disgusting podcasters on the web offer their input on how you can spice of your love life and fill up you Christmas stockings. Meanwhile, wholesale warehouse employees take a stand against a moron.  

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On today’s episode, self proclaimed GREATEST PODCAST GUEST EVER, Tony, rejoins the boys to defend Mark Wahlberg in “Fear”. They discuss holiday memories and PhobicSquirrel lights up the message board on the live stream. The three also draw the conclusion that everyone has a man crush that they’d gladly take a run at.  

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On today’s episode, a frazzled Dip Dizzy Whizzle fires shots at Tommy via email and the beluga boys have polar opposite opinions on a movie being reviewed. They talk, short form, about some folks they idolize and the election comes to an end as Tommy declares it over. Enjoy the nonsensical banter. It’ll blow you away like Rudy Guliani farting in a courtroom.  

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On today’s episode, the boys start the live stream with a blunder that sets a tone more awkward than a middle school dance. They rebound quickly with some EPIC responses to the weekly newsletter question, NO CAPS. We go BIG YIKES while reviewing the things kids say nowadays and THREE FINGER NEWS makes it’s debut.  

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On today’s episode, the jelly rolled belly trolls invite a Front Line Badass to join them in an eye opening discussion about life for a nurse during COVID-19. Tommy reviews Pulp Fiction and the boys get a new movie to watch that sounds misleadingly unromantic. Some holiday chat ensues as the family discusses its Patron Saint of meeting potential daughter in laws. The Front Line Badass almost makes Patrick cry for the first time ever on the show and Tommy puts some pieces together about a frequently revisited issue his podcast partner’s family seems to share. This episode will both turn your stomach til ya wanna puke and make you consider pissing your pants.  

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On today’s episode, your most beloved podcast tag team lay the smack down on 2020 by showing thanks for all they have to be grateful for. It’s a rarity for them to keep the show as positive as you’ll hear in this episode but, maybe it’s a reaction to the Tryptophan.  

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On today’s episode, Togna Balogna joins the princes of intro music piracy and the three talk family, football, and the great Mark Wahlberg. As Thanksgiving draws nearer, this family based episode is sure to satisfy you without using tryptophan as a crutch

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On today’s episode, we run into a technical SNAFU from the jump. Once Tommy cracks the code to our issues, we end up with a live audience that’s on fire and multiple call ins. NFL review and predictions are made. Tommy heads down both leaf aggravation ave and memory lane for some juice. The first original “If You/ Would you” is met with an overwhelming majority of negativity and we discuss who our parents love the most. Get ready, it’s time for the #number9ers to shine!!   

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On today’s Episode, Mason joins the cast and crew to discuss some of the more notable war movies and to answer some truly random questions. Tommy reviews “The Outpost” and Old Man Clutch watches the livestream without volume because he’s at virtual church with his wife... pandemics... amiright?  

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On today’s episode, special invited guest Captain America joins the dopest dudes in podcasting; Along with Phobic Squirrel, Mrs. Washington, and Ol’ Man Clutch typing on the livestream feed. It’s Veterans Day and we’re gonna pay homage and celebrate, one marble at a time!    

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On today’s episode, we’ve got guests galore coming to you https://youtu.be/7nZdfKyHmS4 live from the whacky world of live streams! Repeat offender of the show, Mason, joins us fully prepared for all the typical segments and expected mayhem, while Phobic Squirrel, Mrs. Twashi, and Unicorn Lover 92 ALL join us on a live stream https://youtu.be/7nZdfKyHmS4 with their chats! This is truly the first of its kind and we had a blast.... listen and enjoy right now but, please join us next time!!

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On today’s episode, the your Fatsquashes discuss the legality of killing a mythical beast, a round of “Would You Rathers”, football - week 8, and much more. While you’re waiting for the results of the election.... and waiting.... and waiting.... allow them to fill your time. Allow them to thrust inside your ears. Allow them to fill you up.... with brainless banter.

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On today’s episode, instead of Patrick phoning it in like he always does, Tommy phones it in FROM TEXAS! As you can expect, this 26th “special election” episode is BIGGER than ever! Bigger mail time! Bigger recording challenges! And a bigger question for all the number9ers out there!!

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On today’s episode, you’ll want to grab your nearest and dearest friend as the pair of abnormal hosts bring a fright night filled with bone chilling stories, “Would You Rathers”, and football news. They’re sure to make your skin crawl on a normal day.... keep the lights on for this one.

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On today’s episode, Tammy and Patty Cakes have a..... life altering(?) “Would You Rather” as well as debating bring up children of the Strawberry Generation. Pat gets guacamole and Tommy talks entitlement in children in a gear grinding revisit to a segment we haven’t heard in awhile.

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On today’s episode, the Torrington Twosome tear through some mail and jump into football, reviewing week 6 and previewing week 7. Some “Would You Rathers” are quickly shuffled through and Tommy reviews a critically acclaimed movie. 

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On today’s episode, the glutinous goons glide into movie reviews of JFK and Hubie Halloween, double down on mail time, debate some “Would You Rathers” and take a haunted stroll down memory lane to Patrick’s dating life. Enjoy the biggest “button hook” in camp hook up history. Additionally, a football fiend Tommy keeps us updated on the San Fran football game.

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On today’s episode, the big breasted besties dive into reviews of “13th” and “Overboard” (1987) and go short form on some Would You Rather questions. Tommy talks about being proud of not being proud of himself and both big boned boys discuss getting the worst news of their lives.

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On today’s episode, Tommy carries the weight of the show as Patrick tries to stay awake battling a cold. The guys cover “The Last Boyscout” movie review and bridge the gap between week 4 and week 5 football. Paul Walker gets into the Halloween spirit as he ghosts and bails as a special guest.

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On today’s episode, your beefy besties bring back up as their significant others join them in discussing goals, turn offs, and embarrassing moments. Mail time is packed with feedback from Griff Dog. And for the first time ever.... a number9er comes on the show to share a heartfelt story of bravery and perseverance about an experience she had when she was just 11 years old. This one is sure to have you laugh until you pee.... or poop.

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 On today’s episode, mail time gets a heaping helping of gross pictures, fan feedback, and new number9ers. The boys run over week 3 football and Patrick says the L word. A few trips to popular tourist spots and promises of upcoming surprises are preceded by a heartfelt thank you style introduction to all the number9ers as we’ve passed 1000 downloads!!

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On today’s episode, the big belugas bring you a couple movie reviews for Brokeback Mountain and The Accountant. After a couple rounds of “Would You Rather” the conversation heats up as Tommy and Patrick find themselves in a disagreement over workplace politics.

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On this episode of the podcast, the number 9ers are finally given a name! The guys discuss football, week 2. Tom goes postal about loyal listener Dip Dizzy Whizzle’s latest email. Pat shit’s his pants... repeatedly and literally. And a new segment is added to the show so the boys have an open forum to discuss the things in life that get under their skin.

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On today’s episode, the oversized homer like podcast twin towers bring in friend of the show, Griff!!!! The three discuss a few “would you rather” topics, review John Wick Chapter 2 and Taken, and wrestle over football week 1. Tommy takes us for a stroll down memory lane while Griff struggles to remember the story which has him as the main character. Having Griff on is sure to make this episode a KILLER show.

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On today’s episode, your food filled fatties have more company than you can shake a stick at. A special intro from friend of the show Paul Walker, an email from a beloved fan, rounds of would you rather, a mad lib, a super surprise guest, and so much more!!! This show is packed tighter than Tommy’s lunchbox.  

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On today’s episode, your tardy and well fed twins go head to head with a loss in the family. Patrick pleads with two new friends of the show to do him a solid. John Wick and Risky Business get put under the microscope. Karens becomes a new staple to the show. The guys take heat from some feedback in reference to their inability to tone down the volume.... not literally though.  

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On today’s episode, your tubby twosome doubles in size to welcome multiple special guests on a very special outdoor podcast! The four discuss Denzel (not related to Tom) Washington and review The Godfather and Days of Thunder. While reviewing the mail inbox, Pauly Walker’s feedback happens to be on the show.... at the same time as him! Sit back and enjoy a day in the park. 

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 On today’s episode, your beloved pair of plump porkers stroll down memory lane to a whole new world with an Arabian princess. Fatty Patty is ready to review “Ready Player 1” and Tommy wakes up and finally reviews “Sleepers”. Mail time leaves Tommy more frustrated than a one handed man trying to count to ten on his fingers. Enjoy the show!!

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On today’s episode, the soon to be diabetic duo of podcast pandemonium present some fan feedback. Tommy reviews Snatch (the movie not Patrick’s favorite snack food). The boys also go short form on a very unique surprise in the world of internet dating. Tommy continues his search for the elusive “shirt recipient”. This isn’t one you’ll want to miss. 

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On this episode, your favorite pot bellied podcasters review their most recent movie assignments and neither one is pleased. Tommy tells a story about some goggles and Patrick has a VERY odd request in the bedroom. They also head to the morgue and subsequently, the graveyard to discuss.... the living? 

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On today’s episode, Barney and Fred’s stunt doubles double down on movie reviews with the ever gorgeous culinary specialist.... Mrs. Tommy!!! After that, things get heated when a recent news story causes the fat boys some disagreement. Buckle up for a new song from one of Patty’s favorite artists and enjoy Episode 8.  

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On today’s episode, join the kings of the cardiovascular world as they take the time to review some feedback and go long form on some of the greatest comedy films to come out of Hollywood. Lastly, *spoiler alert* they review Tommy’s hero’s debut into the squared circle as Pat McAfee goes head to head and kick for kick against the Undisputed Era’s Adam Cole.... Bay Baaaaaaaay!  

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On today’s episode, your terribly out of shape two-some get some exercise by running their mouths and jumping to conclusions. The conversation is phoned in as usual as they discuss mail in voting ballots, a police involved shooting, the Costner classic “Field of Dreams”, and much much more. Brace yourselves for a new fan feedback segment and a truly gag worthy story or two. 

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On today's episode, your hefty hosts provide some feedback from the fans. Tommy talks about the day he took a shot and asked his wife to tie the knot. They review some old classic movies including Patrick laying out a challenge for Tommy to start catching up on the film industry. A ban on imported assault rifles is debated and Patrick introduces us to his earliest best friend and well..... she's smooth. 

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On today’s episode, your plump pair becomes a trio as they invite a special third fatty onto the show. Conversation bounces from the upcoming (or not) college football season, to some stories of times they’d had a few too many and takes a garbage turn when we find out what happened to a beloved friend. Additionally, this episode was recorded on camera so soon, on the website (number9podcast.com), you’ll be able to see what it would look like if you poured 750lbs of Grands biscuit dough onto Pat’s couch.

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 On today's episode, your beloved lumps of lard face a gauntlet of questions that prove, there's two types of people out there. El Presidente comes up with an extended Chi-na virus relief package. Tom learns the origin of one of his favorite snacks and we discuss a crappy day at the beach.  

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On today’s episode, your favorite fatties discuss Tommy’s love for the female sprinkler head, some of Patrick’s online dating failures, both past and present and Tebow being thrown back into the headlines seemingly out of left field. They then dive deep...

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